Steve

The name Steve depends all about the person. For example, not all Steve's are that bad. Take Steve Jobs for instance, (May he rest in peace) he was fine. But I definitely have met a couple dozen of Steve's that were the absolute worst goddamn motherf**kers in the history of all the earth. They were narcissistic, egocentric, homophobic, sexist, you name it. They were the type of people who would wank to two girls kissing. Absolute disgusting creeps. Then again, I have met a couple of steves who were loyal, empathetic, kind, the works. Basically the absolute opposite off the jagoffs I've met in my time. So if your name is Steve, and your pretty sure your not an A-Hole, your cool. We should hang out sometime and play video games like the broski's we are.

Ugh. That STEVE. What a jerk.
Hey Steve! Want to go to the arcade with us? We had a really fun time with you last time! Wow... That Steve... He's so cool!

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024

Steve

A gay man that hates women, and is a little biphobic.

Gay Man: You're gay, not bi. You can't have both, why would you like women?

Bisexual Man: Quit being such a steve.

by biblebitch December 10, 2023

steve wade

Steve embodies an intriguing blend of arrogance and prima-donna behavior, exuding an unwavering belief in his intellectual superiority and an exaggerated sense of busyness. Despite his self-proclaimed brilliance, a closer examination reveals a significant incongruence between perception and reality. In truth, Steve's contributions to work are disproportionately meager, and his sense of purpose appears thinly veiled by a facade of self-importance. This paradoxical combination paints a portrait of an individual whose self-perception diverges markedly from the observable impact of his efforts, prompting reflection on the authenticity of his claimed intelligence and busyness.

In the office, Steve Wade's grandiose claims of unparalleled intelligence and perpetual busyness often ring hollow, as colleagues observe a conspicuous misalignment between his self-perception and the tangible impact of his meager contributions to work and purpose.

by RockHard420 December 12, 2023

Pulling a Mr steve

The act of leaning on your chair that results in you falling on your ass.

Pulling a Mr steve: I almost pulled a Mr steve in my office chair but i managed to catch myself.

by WACKYJK33 December 19, 2023

Steve

a dad probably beats your mother but is also extremely christian

"My dad beats my mom"

"oh his name must be steve"
"Yeah how did you know!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Maltese steve

A man /God walking amongst mere mortals ,has the thickest mane ,strong greasy Back Bush, a great after shave sales man ,who has the cock of a palomino horse .

Heybthats maltese steve ,I thought he was a myth ,look at that wedlock perm

by the beesting December 19, 2022