Indiana Jones

The best frickin man ever he kills the nazi swait did he kill hitler ya no he ded right?

Indiana Jones killed that Nazi with da gun.

by Xtrafries1 April 12, 2021

g jones

generally a funny guy that is very over competitive and is it is very funny watching this person fight with a "Liam".

g jones ferda

by muhamedddddd May 5, 2021

Breck Jones

An Autastic and funny dude who’s lowkey retarted

you’re being a breck jones right now

by Slippery.frog November 6, 2019

Jone

Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.

Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)

by Hollywood Hog February 4, 2021

shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.

That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.

by BayStBroker July 21, 2024

Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024