by FCCRickRoll250 November 18, 2021
Get the Uno Reverse Cardmug. A simp card is ANYthing posted, written, pr recorded that has even a hint of rizz. Becoming very popular during the age of the Welcome Home ARG, Simp Cards are usually done as drawings or spoken with the "~" symbol. Simp Cards are very common on TikTok. Usually used as an alternative way of getting rizzed up is "Getting a simp card pulled"/"Getting simp carded"
Wally Darling RF Au "Where are you going dear~"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
Y/N "I AM NOT GOING TO GET SIMP CARDED"
Y/N "That TikTok just pulled a simp card"
by Saynivia August 17, 2023
Get the Simp Cardmug. your driver's licsense
by shabangabang February 14, 2008
Get the hard cardmug. When MAGA conservatives use their support for Trump to scare others and avoid consequences for something bad they've said or done.
MAGA: You're only firing me because I voted for Trump!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
Boss: Don't try to pull the Trump card on me! You're being fired because you took a bath in the kitchen sink!
MAGA: LIBERAL SCUM!!!!!!!!!!
by Thehazer May 24, 2024
Get the Trump Cardmug. by Wii Guy May 11, 2021
Get the cardsmug. The Uno Block Card ( Officially called the Skip Card ) is card so powerful, it outpowers both the Uno Reverse Card and the "No U" insult. It cannot be reversed or No U'd since it is the manifestation of blocking.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
It's only counters are Action Cards from the mythical game Dos.
You beat your friend in a game of monopoly
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
You: Good game!
Friend: Nah you cheated!
You: No I didn't!
Friend: Yea you did! It's easy to tell.
You: Well it was easy to beat you without cheating!
Friend: Your mom was easy.
You: No you
Friend pulls out an Uno Reverse Card
You pull out an Uno Block Card
Your friend becomes bewildered
Friend: I concede, you didn't cheat.
by The Eggsketeers May 29, 2022
Get the Uno Block Cardmug. .7.9.7.6.The Star And The emperor Tarot Card Is Ascertaining Karma Through Dyslexia<.9.>.7.9.7.6.The Star And The emperor Tarot Card Is Ascertaining Karma Through Dyslexia<.9.>
by Adujasty343 July 10, 2025
Get the .7.9.7.6.The Star And The emperor Tarot Card Is Ascertaining Karma Through Dyslexia<.9.>mug.