What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.

What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021

We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~

When Apink's Eunji was singing MAMAMOO's song, "Piano Man". She tried to sing the iconic part "We are MAMAMOO" but she remembered she was from Apink and instead she sang "I am Apink".

"I love Eunji's "We are MAMAMOO! Oh... I am Apink~" is just so cute"

by classcicvelvet December 7, 2019

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

sofa king we tot it

So Fucking Retarded

I saw this sofa king we tot it kid waiting for the short bus

by motom856 February 5, 2009

This is why we can't have nice things

1.) The inability to possess quality goods or services.

2.) Shit we can't have.
3.) Used to describe the consequences of an asshole.

1.) "God dammit Schmidt, this is why we can't have nice things."
2.) "He pissed on my desk, this is why we can't have nice things."
3.) "You grabbed her ass, this is why you can't have a nice thing."

by Humping midget January 15, 2011

you are sofa king we todd did

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out

bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

by Bob-b July 25, 2006

can we get a rip in chat?

a kid named blank says this in school

kid falls

other kid can we get a rip in chat?

by itsurdaddydave May 31, 2018