Unicorns

Majestic stabby horses

You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?

by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off someone's erect penis

Richard: "Hey Guys, I have blow, wanna do a dusty unicorn off my boner?"

"Hey, you ever done a dusty unicorn? Cause I got blow... And an erection"

Cocaine and an erection... All the ingredients you need for a dusty unicorn.

by B-Jects March 12, 2025

unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink

I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue

by Yaassssa May 29, 2018

Double unicorn

Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.

“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”

Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”

by JizzJazz the space girl January 12, 2020

The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face

Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.

by Swiftercat September 20, 2020

portland unicorn

When the clitoris of a woke lesbian is sucked soo hard that it becomes a decent sized penis for a period of time. This can cause depression in the subject and they may need counseling.

OMG! Taylor gave Madison a MASSIVE Portland Unicorn. Now she’s locked herself in her room & wont come out!!

by UknowhatImean November 1, 2023

The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her

I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019