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Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.
Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.
by Gdin22 January 28, 2015
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turtle tunnel

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.
by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010
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turtle foot

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!
by mkay_bruh February 7, 2019
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Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!
I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com
by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009
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yurdleing the turtle

when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking
dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle
by mr.hugepenis May 10, 2011
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turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.
"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"
by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007
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Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.
It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.
by CORich September 3, 2012
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