Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010

turtle foot

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

by mkay_bruh February 7, 2019

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

yurdleing the turtle

when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking

dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle

by mr.hugepenis May 10, 2011

turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007

Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.

It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.

by CORich September 3, 2012