A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
Get the Socrates Trollmug. A troll who thinks it's okay to troll if they use something else to justify their hate. A Justifying Troll often uses religion, inaccurate facts, and big words to try and justify their hate. These kinds of trolls do this because they usually can't find anything wrong with whatever it is that they hate and therefore have to look for reasons.
Example of a Justifying Troll:
"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".
"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".
by asefiowrhgua;ergg September 28, 2011
Get the Justifying Trollmug. A day, usually each Thursday, when trolling (anything or everything) is not only accepted but encouraged. On Twitter, applies to comments followed by the hashtag #trollday.
by @Doctors_Bill January 5, 2012
Get the Troll daymug. A person who is a newbie to trolling. They will lack the skills of an experienced troll and are easily caught.
by Hey_Fail July 28, 2011
Get the New Trollmug. by Martnera September 24, 2009
Get the Roll Trollmug. A member of the online community FAZED.net, who's only purpose is to provoke other users into an argument. Typically a Fazed Troll will appear in threads that it has no business in, and ironically accuse others of being Trolls themselves.
Egojab is a Fazed Troll. He thinks he's posting relevant "facts" to support his trolling, but generally it's just an attempt to waste even more of your time.
by FazedDictionary February 21, 2011
Get the Fazed Trollmug. by Brachalee October 2, 2013
Get the glitter trollmug.