Transmission

The part of your car that turns the engine noise into tire spin. Has some pretty cool gears inside that make it all happen

Guy 1: My transmission blew up yesterday.

Guy 2: oof

by Proston March 10, 2020

Transparent Nightmare

1. when one feels they have no privacy to pursue the American dream because their American dream is to be exclusively private and void from the presumptions of having a right or privilege to a public opinion.
2. the feeling that everyone but you is controlled by public policy written for ZOMBIES, by ZOMBIES.

3. Being a naturally curious person and waking up in a world with no more secrets to discover.

4. A world in which having public opinions is mandatory, and seeking the truth is outlawed.

You cannot possibly know everything about me and in this transparent nightmare, you are not allowed to ask me questions. No interview for the job. No surveys, and no interrogation. My future plans have become the most intriguing plans on earth but The ZOMBIES do not care as they have lost all curiosity.

by Spiritual-Master January 20, 2022

Transabled

When someone decides to be disabled by choice because their a fucking dumbass

Person 1: "Oh I'm not disabled, I just choose to be-"
*Proceeds to be hit by a bunch of shovels because they are Transabled*

by NottQutexx June 17, 2022

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.

Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"

by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013

Tansplain

When a Brit who is abysmally clueless and oblivious about all things Irish explains pompously and condescendingly to an Irish person about his or her own country's history and geography, in a way which only serves to highlight the Brit's total ignorance. Named after the black and tan militia.

Boris: "Look, you're part of the British Isles, which means you are a British Isle, not a separate country, you belong to us and you really should know your place."

Pat: "Nice tansplaining, Boris."

by Bdelygmia November 7, 2019

Trainspotting

Trainspotting is a term or reference used for people that have probably too much spare time on their hands, and have the ability to draw on useless information that seems relevant at the time.

"you only live twice?" - 1967
runnig time? - 116 min.
director? - lewis gilbert
screen writer? - ian fleming
fuck off, he never wrote any of 'em - ok, so who wrote it then?
you can look it up. how do you feel since you came off the smack? speaking for my self, i am bored. - who wrote it?
but you look healthier... - who wrote it?!
roald dahl. - roald dahl?
>this is a conversation between the characters "renton" and "sick boy" from the movie trainspotting, it's a deleted scene<

jerry seinfeld has also a very impressive knowledge about useless information.

by krnselt July 27, 2010

Transcendentalist

The transcendentalists lived mostly in or around New England during the years shortly before the Civil War. The prevalent state of mind at that time was that religion (Jewish and Christian) was something rooted in dogma which simply must have been true, for it had been practiced that way for years. However, the transcendentalists dared to dig beneath---nay, beyond--the doctrines and explore sacred texts and canons outside of tradition, as well as explore their own spirituality. The transcendentalists sought to rebel against typical European classic and contemporary literature, to diverge from the dry, crumbling tomes of old and dip their fingers into romance and adventure and every other little brook sketching out across this new (or reborn) frontier, fiction, of personal spiritual exploration, of peculiarly poetic prose pondering on creation, nature, whatever surrounded him or her...

...Those around the transcendentalists were not so bold. They preferred to stay within the confines of their strictly corseted literature, where they were safe from marring influences that could taint the purity of their perfect art. They were frightened of rebuke, and thus they mocked the transcendentalists and all they stood for, never bothering to step beyond what they, their parents, and their parents' parents had been raised on from the breast on up to adulthood. The transcendentalists scorned such sheeply thinking in their own way, slapping the fleshy red cheek of the slave-owning, high-hat, dogma-pushing, nationalistic, jingoistic, verging-on-capitalist matron that was 19th century American society.

"As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives."

~Henry David Thoreau

by Sithstress May 26, 2010