BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023
Get the BOB Syndromemug. When you attempt to type Air Bnb but your communications device auto corrects you forcing you to unsuccessfully correct it prior to going all caps
by rajistanilaotian February 20, 2019
Get the Air bobmug. by Who’s That February 1, 2019
Get the bob bonermug. an amazing shark-like creature that feasts on the souls of anything in its reach. It requires daily sacrifices to fuel it's everlasting thirst for bloodshed.
Hey dude brother man bro, I just got all of my appendages eaten by a bob-bertha, by the way, you look really #creamy right now.
by #creamy #moist #buttery December 12, 2021
Get the bob-berthamug. by Jimbo jar December 14, 2020
Get the Flim Bobmug. elmo bob is slang for a speedball of bob dope and elmo coke. Bob dope is a form of fent dope that is dyed yellow, while elmo coke is cocaine that is red in color.
When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.
When users combine these 2 substances to create a speedball, they often call it an elmo bob.
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
Get the elmo bobmug. while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs
scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process
by Gnu782 September 24, 2023
Get the bob for logsmug.