Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.

ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle

by ChristmasLights101 December 02, 2019

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turtle foot

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

by mkay_bruh February 08, 2019

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Turtle Neck

When you cut the tip off the condom and still out it on so the girl thinks she's protected.

Yo, Brian put on a turtle neck and straight jizzed in that bitch

by Asian trio April 08, 2017

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turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 02, 2007

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Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

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