English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

english teachers

these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life

“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”

“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”

by shlongjohn May 13, 2022

English Teacher

The worst Karen I've ever met. Everything has to go their way and if it does you get sent to the office. At the end of the year she will say how awful everyone was despite us doing anything.

Me: Ugh, Mrs. Morris is such a bitch
Friend: Well no dip, she an English Teacher

by Idk wat to put here May 28, 2022

Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep

Your computer teacher is under bed

by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022

Movie Theater

An enchanting place of where you get undescribable happiness going inside and watching the movie. It is also used for the Trevor Henderson creature: Fellow Patron.

Man, I really want to see that movie at the movie theater.

by Jonathanpoop123 June 27, 2022

twice theater

Not the best ROBLOX K-pop group but one of them that outsold you!

Hey twice theater the outsellers

by wonyounglover August 11, 2022

cooking teacher

a person that is not qualified to be an actual cook and is only in the school because it is the only job they can get. Also get's annoyed about ABSOLUTLY ANYTHING!

cooking teacher: a piece of shit

by sigma chad rizzler August 24, 2022