The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
by Huge hammer69 April 17, 2024
When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
by Leper Khan November 16, 2017
When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
by George Coonie July 16, 2024
A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
by Calabashmonty January 03, 2021
by Anchovy November 30, 2022
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 28, 2023
A long/chunk of wood that you have been poring you're bacon grease and/or camp cooking grease on that will then later be put on the fire at the end of the camp trip. Aka the last long.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
You must also chant "grease log" while the selected person places it on the fire.
by Wildandschmit June 26, 2023