Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Grants Lucky Ring

A silver ring givin to Grant by a good friend of his. This ring has alot of value to Grant.

A great ring indeed.

by Some chick July 1, 2004

onion flavored rings

The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.

"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."

by killerflame157 February 22, 2018

Chocolate Cock Ring

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.

As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

by Svejk the honourable June 14, 2016

Ring around the Wallet

The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.

After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.

by rda889 December 9, 2012

Binners/chefs ring

Binners ring or chefs ring is the term given to a bum hole that has been subject to hours of intense heat and friction associated with the work activity’s of bin men or chefs. A tacky hoop that has become itchy and chaffed through the day.

Christopher had developed a chronic case of Binners/chefs ring during his shift today. His piece was so sore and itch that he had to apply a dusting of talc to provide relief.

A paste has now formed....

Andy has been running around behind the bin truck all day, emptying bins as fast as he can so he can leave work early. The consequence of running in hi-vis pants all day .... a tacky hoop and ultimately a fatal dose of binners ring

by Ste the von September 13, 2019