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One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013
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Long Island clam bath

When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.
I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.

Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.

I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.
by MP Oiler July 12, 2020
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New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.
Think hot white and creamy.
by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005
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wham-bam-right-in-the-clam

She got wham-bam-right-in-the-clam'ed when she fell of that dumpster
by ndecker July 20, 2010
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fam from another clam

Similar to "brother from another mother", "fam from another clam" indicates that an individual is very close or tight to another person, despite the fact that they are not necessarily blood (ie. family born from another mother). This tie to an individual is essentially the tightest relationship possible without being family.
"Yo, Kenny! Mah fam from another clam! Wassup?"

"Man, this guy's stuff is dope, trust me. He's my fam from another clam."
by Nick Robbins June 20, 2008
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When getting ready to perform anal sex on your partner, you insert a "Tampax Pearl" partly into your partners ass. You then insert the rest of the "Tampax Pearl" into their ass using your stiffened member, and await the "cumming" of the pearl.
"Dude, last night I gave my girl a Southern Georgia Clam Bottom using her last Tampax Pearl, she was so pissed!"
by bgeezyway March 20, 2009
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New England Clam Chowder

When the guy pulls out and cums in a girl's belly button which resembles a bowl of New England Clam Chowder
Dude, I gave my girlfriend the New England Clam Chowder last night!
by gbajatikiman January 9, 2009
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