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Pocket Jacks

To be so close to winning and then to witness the most unfortunate loss. Similar to mcRisk but with a higher percentage of coming out in terrible shape.
Going all in with those pocket jacks, here comes the river, River Queen finishes it off. Guile, this night club is pocket jacks, we don't have a chance in hell to get in. Fuckin' Tim, pocket jacks bastard.
by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits November 14, 2007
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Jack special

Jack special is where you go into a toilet cubical and urinate on the floor, if you are feeling happy you may also leave excrement on the floor.
Hey guys, i've just finished my jack special in your Nan's toilet.
by Not_Kebab_Man_6 September 14, 2010
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jack

when you first meet him, you think he's a cool guy. his personality takes over his very sub par looks. you go out with him and not only do you realize that the only thing he wants is his hands in your pants but that personality you thought was oh so great does not do anything to hide the face that he has been.. blessed with. he will cling on to you like gum on a shoe, and should come with a warning symbol. jack commonly refers to the fact that he probably jacks off to everything you say. oh, and he's a chick.
Girl: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Friend: "Oh, I went to this really nice party. And, there was this guy there. But, he was a total Jack."
Girl: "Oh no, you poor thing. Where is he now?"
Friend: "I'm not sure. Probably jacking off to my facebook profile."
by heygirlllll August 26, 2010
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Jack Daniels

A whiskey that manages to be both the best and worst drink ever conceived. This is due to its good taste and relatively low price. However it will frequently make you do things that you would regret if you could remember. May also make you wake up without clothes. Friends will usually forgive you for your actions.
Doug: Dude, fuck you. I hate you for what you did last night.
Alex: What did I do? And where the fuck are my pants?
Doug: Sorry. I forgot you had Jack Daniels last night.
by Chaos8803 April 11, 2008
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Jack Bruce

The bass guitar player and lead singer for the 60's rock band Cream. He is concidered to be one of the greatest bassests who ever lived, and to have one of the most original voices ever. Bruce originally played a Gibson SG style bass.
Jack Bruce can sing like no other!
by John Underwood May 20, 2005
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isabelle and jack

two people made for eachother, complete soulmates who make eachother so happy, and will be together forever
girl 1: who are they?
girl 2: oh thats isabelle and jack, they're made for eachother
by zipzapzing January 7, 2012
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Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.
Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!
by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006
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