The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022
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Guy 1: What're you doing?
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.
Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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When you don’t know if your viagra is expired, so you pop a few and proceed to helicopter (spin your cock around in a circular motion much like helicopter blades) your cock to make sure it still does it’s job.
“Bro, I brought this girl home but I was all out of viagra. Luckily there was a couple left in a really old container so I had to take one for a test flight.”
by Snikt November 13, 2022
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One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
A: Bro we gonna do the pacer test?
B: Yeah sure i do
A: puts the CD in
The CD: The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
B: Yeah sure i do
A: puts the CD in
The CD: The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
by Graniteisarock November 19, 2022
Get the Pacer Test mug.The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch
Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted
Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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