1. When someone accomplishes something in a way that seems miraculous.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.
2. When someone tries to resolve a disagreement using jesus or the bible to back him/her up.
1. They thought he died in that weird cloning experiment but he pulled a jesus.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.
2. He was really pissed, but then she tried to pull a jesus on him and made it even worse.
by SabMaster February 04, 2010
The term was first coined in the autobiographical book `Candy´ by Luke Davies (and subsequently the movie `Candy´ starring Heath Ledger and Abbie Cornish), when the character Casper (Geoffrey Rush) a lecturing chemist & sometime opiate user synthesizes his own `Golden Jesus´ (diacetylmorphine) from Panadine Forte.
by Chemgirl January 04, 2010
Lying is a sin, but Lying for Jesus is good, because it brings poor, hellbound souls to him. Godspeed!
by R0-84N November 13, 2018
A very charming yet serious fellow, has a few laughs now and then, has a very big appetite could swallow a whole town if it was possible yet very gentle wouldn't kill a fly. if this type of guy is not talking then there is a slight hum coming from him that sounds like Mexican or metal music. Anybody can get along with this person of they know how to take jokes and have a huge appetite.
Billy: look at that guy he is mostly serious among everyone except his gf now look at him laugh.
John: that must be a jesus ortiz!
John: that must be a jesus ortiz!
by senora pansona November 05, 2011
by JackStalker June 18, 2011
The bee type of the Jesus that was seen in bee movie. He was called out in the interview with Barry Bee Benson and Bee Larry King talking about how bees made a difference. Bee Larry King followed up this statement with talking about "Stick ball or Candy Stores". Barry replays with "how old are you"
by Sirjoey28 June 04, 2020
Surprising someone because they thought you were dead, or, more commonly, being gone for a long time and suddenly show up unannounced.
by Wartooth June 24, 2008