Swamp potato

A fat yet fit figure that defiantly does not belong in this world. Usually green colored human like thing with string bean ears. Loves a selfie or 2.

Always hangs with the boys.

Person 1: hey this guy just started working for us, he takes selfies, looks like shrek and has weird pointy ears

Person 2: nah get fucked that’s “ swamp potato “

by Fizzledpee August 10, 2018

Swamp Ass

When your ass sweats so much it becomes a viable option for Shrek to relocate to.

"Did you see his swamp ass?"
"No."
"He had swamp ass, and I want to eat it."

by 4rri July 16, 2019

Swamp de la frog

It’s an up coming tv show about gay frogs.

Did you watch the cute update of swamp de la frog

by anonymous June 4, 2021

Lousiana Swamp Rat

a Lousiana Swamp Rat is when you put saran wrap on your face, someone shits on it, you wrap it up, poke a hole in the wrap, then eat a girl out through the shit wrap

Hey, Mike, did you give her a Lousiana Swamp Rat?

by crux__ March 14, 2022

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019

Swamp Donkey

Man with very large sized hands.

Look at that incredible specimen of a man, he's such a swamp donkey.

by Ajbonham January 22, 2018