Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal
by Losahighus August 10, 2019
Get the Fastest Land Animalmug. 
Despacito land is another name for meh-he-co otherwise known to the uncultured part of society as Mexico. It is derived from the Despacito meme and is a great place with great people.
(Bro 1)Hey bro wanna take a trip down to despacito land, I heard weed is super cheap there.
(bro 2) bro where is that at?
(Bro 1) man its in meh-he-co bro.
(Bro 2) viva la despacito land!
(bro 2) bro where is that at?
(Bro 1) man its in meh-he-co bro.
(Bro 2) viva la despacito land!
by Ya_man_samo July 12, 2018
Get the despacito landmug. by T Tree Climber August 1, 2021
Get the Land Martianmug. When you're just not on the same wavelength or the same thought pattern as someone else, and it is causing tension between you.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
This is usually unintentional, and can be frustrating for both people.
Guy 1: "Dude, you're kinda getting on my nerves today"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I'm not trying to do anything on purpose"
Guy 1: "It's alright, I think we're just not landing on the same rock"
by cavey123 March 17, 2022
Get the Not landing on the same rockmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. by -305fpm 6g's October 30, 2021
Get the spherical landingmug.