golden bear

Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.

I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.

by Cincy December 30, 2007

the golden shot

when a man urinates in someones mouth.

"Kenny wane game his son the golden shot"

by two guys from eastern kentucky June 23, 2009

Golden Enema

A golden enema is when someone pisses the shit out of you... either literally or figuratively. It can also be described as a person who does this.

Wow that jerk really gives me a golden enema.

That Mindy is a real golden enema sometimes!

by Ulfhednar July 20, 2009

golden rod

1). Zueses dick
2). while pissing a man gets his dick sucked using piss as lube

1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod

by dr. prostate exam December 8, 2010

golden necklace

When playing the drinking game CAPS, when the beer cap splashes beer onto your opponent face/chest, it is known as a "golden necklace".

You just got the golden necklace... hahahaha!

by tappytibbons February 7, 2012

Golden Hipster

"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.

"I heard this was supposed to be funny but why are only these Golden Hipsters laughing?"

by aaronglaser December 12, 2009

golden pillow

The act of peeing the bed, having a pillow come in contact with the pee, and then having your significant other sleep on that pillow.

Susan ate asparagus and golden pillowed me last night.

by J.P. Morgan Freeman August 1, 2011