California

libland usa
i fucking hate california
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 27, 2025
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California Sunbathe

When a girl gets sunburnt and then you ejaculate all over her back causing her to burn.

you then titty fuck them.
by cokane1207 November 30, 2011
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California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass
That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night
by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019
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Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
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California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.
Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"
by GreenTsunami July 25, 2021
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California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.
Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about
by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025
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california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.
Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.
by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017
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