California Kyton

Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.

His head nodding friend: When are you going back to California Kyton?

by Not Lzm November 22, 2021

california broke

When you’re able to live a bougie lifestyle, where you can afford to buy an expensive car, the latest iPhone, go out to eat every day, but you live in a tiny studio or 1 bedroom apartment, where most of your income goes to rent

Hey man! I just paid my rent!
Nice, how much did you pay?
I paid 1,900 dollars for a studio!

How are you able to afford the latest iPhone and drive a BMW?
I’m California broke!

by rmurill1 February 6, 2021

california

God's echaskech

(earthquake land)

person 1: I'm going to California

person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up

by wttcz October 28, 2020

California

the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.

very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot

California's so gorgeous today I wish I were her

by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021

California

Slang for Hell, home to many demons.

what the California?!?

by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022

California Pinstripe

Pinstripes (usually on a car or article of clothing) drawn using human feces.

Friend 1: "I heard you and ***** had fallen out? You two aren't cool anymore?"
Friend 2: "Nah, he went sicko mode so I gave that nerd some California Pinstripes."
Friend 1: "Gross!"

by GreenTsunami July 25, 2021

California Waterbed

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.

I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022