BOATED

Someone who tries too hard to be GOATED but fails.

Tyler ; Bro Eminem is GOATED.
McLovin ; Nah he tries too hard, lowkey BOATED.

by Kop_ December 24, 2020

Noah boat n'em

When the whitest boy to ever live hangs out with black boys that do black boy activities.

He is not white, he is a Noah boat n'em

by black individual March 12, 2024

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.

Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...

by Pecks 1970 January 19, 2021

Throat boat

Super lame awkward guy/super badads awesome guy

"You know paul?"
"I fucking hate paul hes such a throat boat/i fucking love paul hes such a throat boat"

by Koi_Fish_42 May 26, 2023

boat pusher

Large scale narcotics distributor. Origin found in the saying "There are 2 kinds of dealers; those who need boats and those who do not."

My boy aspires to boat pusher status. Yo.

by bobbypyn June 12, 2016

Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)

Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025