I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Bus Stop Brownies

1. Weed Brownies. Simple as.

2. The act of rolling over your sex partner whilst making loud vroom vroom noises, all while dropping a fat stinky log in the act.

Person 1: Hey bro, you up for some Bus Stop Brownies?

Person 2:

by Nope McGee II April 6, 2024

Stop whining and work harder

Can you hear the cracker blood of his ancestors resonating from he mouth-hole when he says it!?

In between sobs over his flabby bitch tits "Stop whining and work harder!!!"

Hym "Ohoho! No. I already did more than you."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

stop

please stop

person1: stop
person2: ok

by i am not stopping May 17, 2021

Stop

To cease of the action you participate in.

Father: Stop
The Loving Child: But father, I was only consuming the liquids that grant me such energy
Father: No, stop talking like that
Child: I shall cease to talk now

by Nosnt November 22, 2019

International stop cutting day

On December 1 just tell anyone that you love that everything gonna be ok!

Person1- “why are you so happy today?”
Person2- “It’s International Stop Cutting day!”

by 7:$:?:)373$2!2! November 5, 2021

Stop killing kids

Says Candy O but if her religion is true then he ISN'T killing kids. The good ones are going to heaven and the bad ones are going to hell.

Hym "Therefore, killing kids only has moral significance if her religion is false. And IF NOT, and the religion is TRUE... He can't stop killing kids. Because he isn't. They are immortal. They have immortal souls. The religion leaves no room protesting the death of children because under the auspices of her own religion, whatever is happening to those kids is, in fact, whatever her God wants to happen. They are either burning forever in a lake of fire OR they were fast-tracked to paradise. And there is no in-between. She also has no moral basis for things like threatening children. Nothing in the Bible about threatening kids and there is A LOT in the Bible about murdering them. God regularly tells people to do it and/or sends bears to murder them himself. Tells Isaac to murder his son. Tells Jebthah to murder his daughter. Tells Saul to kill all of the men, women, children, and animals and then when Saul FAILS and has David do it. And it would be weird for Sodom and Gomorrah to be completely devoid of children or the entire world to be devoid of children before the flood... So... Yeah, no, but it DOES say something about not being allowed to steal."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025