Spider

a very sexy animal with eight legs and it shoots white sticker stuff called webs

Me:I love spiders
Spider gf:88w88

by 88w88 June 18, 2021

Spider-Cock

The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.

The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.

You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.

Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-

by Laglog December 2, 2024

Spidering

When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.

"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"

"Adds some spider fun!"

by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024

Utah Spider Crab

The women is on all fours with her hips in the air, and the man is squatting over her legs with his legs to the side 180 degrees. They begin soaking and crab walking back and forth with the man controlling the direction of motion by pinching the women’s nipple(left or right) depending the direction he wants to move in.

“When I visited my girlfriend at BYU we did the Utah Spider Crab, it was awesome.”

by lili11 December 27, 2024

Spider-Man - Multiverse

When a woman grabs cum out on f her vagina and yells “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!”

As she was showering after coatis she yelled, “SPIDER-MAN - Multiverse!!”

by KABDUBS January 8, 2025

Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge

1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?

by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025

Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.

Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him

by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025