The Dirty Snake

A public gesture of courtship between a man and woman where the male will slither up the shirt of the female he is trying to mount. This is seen as a dominating gesture yet predominately and overall is a desperate maneuver the male will use in the pursuit of a female mate. The dirty snake is usually conducted in a location of lower lighting and predominately dark brown color scheme, where smells of booze and dollar store perfume are heavily fumigating the dank musty air.

"Dude, I can't believe you pulled the dirty snake on that skank in that bar last night!"
"Yeah, I probably had one too many Irish car bombs and thought that was a good idea for some reason. But hey, at least I got that burger shot ya know what I'm sayin'?"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

snake drainer

Someone who drains a male genitalia.

That girl over there is my snake drainer.

by Daddy Tyrone July 26, 2018

Sewer Snake

A man who enjoys anal sex

“Hey Dan, I think I need help. I’ve become quite the sewer snake.”

by CooterCrafting August 26, 2018

Flesh Snake

A penis; male genitalia.

I saw his flesh snake as he was getting out of the shower at the gym .

by stinkyshitbritches June 5, 2018

Snake in the Grass

When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .

When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'

by MikeEcho June 6, 2018

Mud snake

Normally describes a gay man, because he is usually engaging in anal sex, therefore; sticking his snake in the mud. But it may also describe a straight man who enjoys anal sex more as opposed to vaginal sex

Dan: "Man, I can't believe Chris was a mud snake all these years"
Kyle: "Yeah good for him though, for being who he is"
Dan: "For sure, once a mud snake always a mud snake"

by Karen Shakespeare June 4, 2022

Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021