suicidalness

a condition that shows you are suicidal; tends to go away after eating chickfila.

gosh, my suicidalness just dropped after that delicious chickfila burger!

by tater_tot_ November 24, 2023

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

Suicide

Making the decision to take one's own life, It is important to remember that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem, and there are far better and healthier ways of dealing with difficult situations. Every person deserves to have hope and to access help and support when times are tough. It is important to talk to someone you trust, be it your parents, friends, or a professional online or in person. Don't be afraid to open up to those close to you about how you are feeling, as they will be able to provide you with the best support and help to get through whatever it is that is troubling you.

If you are considering suicide, it is important to remember that your death will have a huge impact on your loved ones. Those who love and care for you will be left with an immense sadness and a void that will never be filled. It is important to consider this before you take any action, as there is no real happy ending when it comes to suicide.

Guy 1: Hey, I have some really terrible news.
Guy 2: What is it?
Guy 1: I'm so sorry to tell you this, but your friend has passed away.
Guy 2: What? No! HOW did he die?
Guy 1: It was a suicide.
Guy 2: I can't believe it. This is so unexpected and shocking.
Guy 1: I know. We're all in shock. I'm so sorry for your loss.

by A dude that is a Dude December 8, 2023

Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner

Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner

by Mahngeat December 9, 2023

I suicided

If you are watching this,I killed myself in 12/9/2023,my name is Daniel,and i ended my life by overdosing.Please dont be like me,and pushing yourself off the limits.I am just too tired of going 4 classes per days,with no results,I am tired of my life.Sorry everyone.

Daniel:I killed myself.And I suicided

by alteddaniel December 9, 2023

Suicide

The act of killing yourself. Most people who try to commit suicide might have depression. If someone you know wants to commit suicide, please call the suicide hotline. Nobody should kill themselves because they matter a lot to us.

Please do not commit suicide, you matter.

by ZacLovesCats December 9, 2023

Quasi-suicidal

Where a person would not actively attempt suicide, but they are convinced that their death would be a net positive.

I think Alex is sounding very quasi-suicidal these days, we should check on him.

by Mean aunty in my head December 13, 2023