Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
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Get the river flue mug.A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.
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“Hey did you see those river boys at the chatahooche river, they were making out by the bamboo forest”
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