A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.
by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 9, 2019
Get the Riversmug. The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
Get the River Valianmug. A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.
Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.
by Hot Franklin January 9, 2023
Get the atmospheric river shitmug. by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
Get the Rivers (last name)mug. To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.
by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023
Get the swimming in river watermug. by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021
Get the Rivermug. 