Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.

Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-

by Ezla July 2, 2021

Grants Lucky Ring

A silver ring givin to Grant by a good friend of his. This ring has alot of value to Grant.

A great ring indeed.

by Some chick July 1, 2004

Arkansas promise ring

Another word for a butt hole; southern slang; sphincter.

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!

by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017

Binners/chefs ring

Binners ring or chefs ring is the term given to a bum hole that has been subject to hours of intense heat and friction associated with the work activity’s of bin men or chefs. A tacky hoop that has become itchy and chaffed through the day.

Christopher had developed a chronic case of Binners/chefs ring during his shift today. His piece was so sore and itch that he had to apply a dusting of talc to provide relief.

A paste has now formed....

Andy has been running around behind the bin truck all day, emptying bins as fast as he can so he can leave work early. The consequence of running in hi-vis pants all day .... a tacky hoop and ultimately a fatal dose of binners ring

by Ste the von September 13, 2019

Three-Ring Circus

To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.

"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."

"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."

by anonymous June 10, 2022