rice

The nails when cut from the fingers, as their textures resemble that of uncooked rice.

After trimming my nails, I couldn't help but think they looked like little pieces of rice scattered on the table.

by Emotional Cruiser August 11, 2025

Rice

Rice, noun. A grain of the genus emeritus. Grows on a cob.

"Oh hey man look at that cob of
Rice"

by iamcrimmo September 29, 2018

Cummy Rice

Signature dish of Mahwah, New Jersey based, ejaculated themed Chinese restaurant Cummy House.

It is made of rice and cum.

I had Cummy Rice and it had a lot of cum in it.

by Cuminyourassharu July 30, 2021

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.

Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!

by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021

Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.

I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.

by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022

Cunnilingus rice

The small bits of toilet paper left within the folds of the vagina that transfer into your mouth during the act of cunnilingus.

I went down on that girl from the club and she had a whole meal of cunnilingus rice hot and ready for me.

by DMoneyRich916 October 20, 2025