Rivers

A fat piece of shit that drives a truck, usually a GMC. Has way too many confederate flags. His dream date is a all you can eat buffet. Usually a person with this name chews too much tobacco and smokes the shittiest cigarettes aka Pall Malls. Has a 2 inch penis and hairy loose asshole.

Hey do you know rivers smith? Yea i hate that cunt!

by Sodhdjskskdhdhd April 09, 2019

atmospheric river shit

A seemingly unending flow of diarrhea caused by ingesting contaminated water left untreated after raw sewage flowed from a water treatment plant that was knocked off-line by an atmospheric river.

Kent had an 3-day atmospheric river shit after he made Cincinnati stew at Marc's house during the atmospheric river.

by Hot Franklin January 09, 2023

Rivers (last name)

A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.

"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022

swimming in river water

To take a golden shower from Thai ladyboys while balls deep in the chocolate ring hole of the forth.

Went to Thailand I got really sick, I think it was because I went swimming in river water.

by Flamin ass crack August 28, 2023

River

A nickname for someone who's first and last names are both rivers

That man is named MacKenzie River. Let's nickname him 'River'

by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021

River mcneely

a girl who is wild,crazy,cool kid. and i am her.i LOVE Chick-fil-A and netflix

hey that kid loves Chick-fil-A Netflix and she’s crazy wild and cool.
hey i think that’s River mcneely

by Jane the virginXRiverdale❤️❤️ January 20, 2020

River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.

Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.

by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013