Mickey Mouse ring

A Mickey Mouse ring is a used term by Lebron haters, which they use to claim that the Lakers 2020 NBA Championship was too easy for them and they didn’t have any competition. There are also excuses that the Lakers won because of the suspension of the NBA for 4 months then resuming to the Bubble.

“LeBron and Lakers Mickey Mouse ring doesn’t count”.

by HelloMyNameIs? May 2, 2021

human mood ring

1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.

1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."

2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"

stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"

human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"

by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010

PlayDoh Fudge Ring

The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.

Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!

...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!

......................I haven't been layed in two years :(

by Zaney Swizzle April 15, 2010

golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean

steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).

Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.

by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

by bisonman May 27, 2015