Play Tetris

A synonym for having a bowel movement, so named for the old school Game Boy Color kept on the back of the toilet, with only the game of Tetris in it.

Penelope: You don't look well.

Odysseus: Yeah. I've gotta play tetris something fierce.

Penelope: Here's an extra roll of toilet paper. Enjoy.

by Monkfish494 March 16, 2011

play the piano

pleasure yourself

Sammy loves to play the piano to bbd's all day and night

by YEGIRLLLL July 23, 2011

SCREEN PLAY

Someone engaged in thumbing around the screen of their phone.

Hillary laughed uproariously as she was lost in screen play.

by pRODIGAL1 January 17, 2012

PLAY FIGHTING

Hitting someone full force until they no are breathing

I was play fighting with my bully

by Wendysballs March 14, 2022

Playing the victim

Playing the Victim A well known band in the 519 area of Ontario.

Boys are from fergus, arthur and mount forest. Just basically from bum fuck no where.

"OMG IS THAT PLAYING THE VICTIM?"
-YEAH B-
"OMG THERE SO HARDCORE"
-YEAH B-

by hugobird August 9, 2008

Crank Play

A Pre-Game activity.

The act of intentionally cranking up a player's testosterone levels by doing anything and everything to get him hard and horny as hell so that he'll be criminally aggressive during the game.

AKA: 'Pre-Game Blue Balls' & 'Coach's Cock Block' & 1st and Tense'

Endorsed by high school and college Football and Rugby coaches.

*At least where I'm from.

Crank Play is why God created cheerleaders.

by ericizmine February 24, 2010

Playing the piano

To scratch your nuts like your playing the piano

To scratch your nuts like your playing the piano

by Daddy wit the fatty February 26, 2020