Toilet paper

A piece of cloth-like paper with mostly 100-500 pieces of paper to wipe your booty and your ¥

I used toilet paper to wipe me booty hole

by Lizard_Monster99 January 24, 2022

Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.

Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?

by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022

paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.

I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.

by Duhl February 3, 2024

Paper Straw Effect

When people design a flimsy straw to save the turtles, but ignore that paper straws cause much more pollution to make, defeating the purpose. This is the effect where people care more about looking eco-friendly rather than being eco-friendly and practical.

"Damn, they redid the packaging with green cardboard and wrapped it together with denim, it's soaked from the rain too"
"Seems like they were affected by the Paper Straw Effect"

by Nightx378 November 11, 2022

paper clip

A thing that you use to clip your motherfucking paper.

average joe: hey man do you think you can clip that motherfucking paper together with that other paper?
Cool paper clipping dude: yeah I gotchuu.. CLIP CLIP
average joe: you are the coolest person in the world

by journytou February 17, 2020

Funny paper

Slang for LSD

I was off like 3 tabs off the funny paper later night

by Top boy liam November 2, 2023