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Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child
Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 20, 2023
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Pre dating

A type of relationship where it is more then friends and there commitment to get it to a couple stage but there is no time to go on dates.
by JackCooper2003 January 12, 2025
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Pre-good luck

Wishing someone luck for something that would happen 24+ hours later.
Matthew: Wish me pre-good luck for my test please.

Person: Why? Is it difficult?
Matthew : Yeah bro
Person: Then I wish you pre-good luck bro.
by althenamesaretakenLOL March 12, 2020
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old pre-school

adj. In the sense that "old school" harkens back to the days of our youth when better rappers were spitting flyer rhymes, "old pre-school" refers to the influences that we or previous generations appreciated in the earlier points in our youth during or before pre-school, or kindergarten, or nursery, or whatever your cultural equivilent is.
As kids' tv shows go, The Herb Garden feat. Parsley The Lion is pretty old pre-school. He dates back to a time before homosexuals were even gay. All the best children were reared on shows like Parsley and The Magic Roundabout and Watch With Mother; None of this Mona The Vampire shit. What the hell is with that show anyway, it's just annoying retard kids inconveniencing everyone with their stupid paranoid delusions.
by Bernard McGraw December 4, 2010
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Pre-Law Society

"Pre-Law Society" is a prestigious group where Pre-Law students meet up and practice studying for the LSAT a long with attending networking buffets while interning at law firms.
In order to qualify for a law degree, I have to join the Pre-Law Society
by Savster September 9, 2025
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Pre-Game Polly

A pre-game polly is one who consumes far too much alcohol before leaving to go out (party/bar). The term pre-game polly refers to a conversation between friends, when a friend was way too drunk to go to the bars, and one of his friends said he had the IQ of a “polly pocket”.
Homie 1: “damn bro, look at pre-game polly over here, stumbling before we even get to the bars!”

Homie 2: *trips and falls over nothing*
by AECH.exe March 26, 2021
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Pre cum prince

Pre cum prince , a young man who ejaculates before sticking it in into the jizzing jester.

Gets overly excited before pumping.
“Omg Becky, Miguel over there is such a Pre Cum Prince, he jizzed before even putting it in”
by Gclouds October 14, 2021
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