Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

by Cablub February 18, 2022

The federalist papers

Alexander joins forces with James Madison
And John Jay to write a series of essays
Defending the new United States Constitution
Entitled The Federalist Papers
The plan was to write a total of 25 essays
The work divided evenly among the three men
In the end, they wrote 85 essays
In the span of six months
John Jay got sick after writing five
James Madison wrote 29
HAMILTON WROTE THE OTHER 51!

hamilton wrote most the federalist papers

by Blaneyfan12 September 11, 2023

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020

Paper Baggin’

Feeling insecure (maybe even suicidal) and would rather put a bag over your head. Paper > plastic.

Person 1: I wanna fucking kill myself. I’ve been sizing plastic bags over my head.
Person 2: you don’t mean that.
Person 1: I even checked them for leaks and put on a Keith Urban album.
Person 2: Paper not plastic, my good chum!
Person 1: Paper Baggin’ it I guess! Thanks. I love you ❤️

by Trippin’n’whippin April 4, 2021

paper shaker

slang term form the 1960s meaning a newsboy because of the way thye thew the papers at the house.

Matt' taking care of his newspaper deliveries.
Geez, he is such a paper shaker!

by lovemeeeeeee September 29, 2009

Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.

"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Paper-Weight

A fat girl that marries someone from another country for the sole purpose of him getting his citizenship papers.

"Aisha got married to a guy from Canada so he can get his citizenship papers, she's such a paper-weight."

by alpinegh March 16, 2016