Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

noob

1. a doofus.
2. someone who calls someone else a noob.

shut up, noob.

by hoboken224 April 23, 2011

Noob

Prawn crackers

Noobs and red wine is the best sunday night treat known to man

by crissyb666 May 2, 2011

Noob-Cannon

1: A label given to any weapon that is deemed over powered

2: The AWP

Oh mai gawd! You fuckin n00b! Wth ur fuckin Noob-Cannon!

by Capacop1997 December 19, 2010

re-noob

After an extended absence in online gaming, a re-noob is a formerly proficient player who now finds himself making noob-level mistakes.

I haven't played WOW in years! I keep making noob mistakes. I'm a re-noob.

by teeda2 November 21, 2010

noob screwed

getting screwed over so bad you instantly become a noob.
tends to happen right after epic fail or being owned so hard you can feel it in your ass.

j: arnout got noob screwed again yesterday...

o: oh lol, what a faggot :D

by oplurus91136521 May 29, 2010

Noob

1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below

2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom

"You Boobed Me In The Noob"

"You Penised Me In The Noob"

"You Anused Me In The Noob"

by brenxox July 19, 2008