Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn
Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks
noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks
noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021

by Samantha124388 May 2, 2025

A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.
Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
by Cittycat April 15, 2012

by YourTrueHomie February 2, 2018

A "Noob" is what people in video games call new players. It's mainly used to say if a player is bad, or if they're new to the game and don't know how to play.
by Pro Gamer345 February 15, 2023

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.
If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.
by Qwickable October 3, 2021
