Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
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Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight
by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019
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Two hog wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"
by Abbott December 04, 2022
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karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.
He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.
by ma15t March 06, 2023
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Egg Wash

Similar to a Jug Wash but with Egg.
Chantelle was busy eating a sausage, bacon and egg bap when the egg exploded all over her face and down her top into her bra. Sean quickly remarked that Chantelle had been given an egg wash.
by Captain Jugwash January 15, 2009
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Egg wash

When a woman and a man have consensual heterosexual sex at the very end of her menstrual period and the man ejaculates into her, causing the remaining blood in her vaginal canal to be cleared out ; a way of speeding up the end of a period
I think the egg wash worked, it's all clear down there now.
by mcgerce May 20, 2025
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Egg wash

When you jack off on someone's face when they are sleeping and then toss breadcrumbs in their face.
My boyfriend is making schnitzel tonight. I hope the egg wash tastes better this time.
by Iris Long January 29, 2020
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