Summer-Pants

A sex term for Ripping someone's sweaty pants to creampie them.

Founded because of the fact someone on a radio show didn't know if it was a sex term.

Yes, son, back in my day I Summer-Pants' a lot of women

Don't wear protection if you want to Summer-Pants her, bro

I Summer-Pants'd her, dad,and now I need money to buy plan B

by Bokay_you March 4, 2026

Cuntboy Summer

When you stop caring what anyone thinks and just do whatever you want. Not mean, just... done. Done performing, done explaining, done asking permission. When you're just vibing it with zero fucks given.

"He wore that??"
"He doesn't give a fuck, it's his Cuntboy Summer."

"Why are you being like this?"
"I'm just being a Cuntboy. It's Cuntboy Summer."

by Oldmucker4578 March 7, 2026

False Summer (Michigan)

A meteorological prank where Michigan briefly experiences beautiful spring weather for about 48 hours before returning to snow, wind, and existential disappointment.

Known side effects include:

• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret

Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.

Yesterday I was driving with the windows down in a T-shirt. Today I’ve got my North Face zipped up. False summer (Michigan).

by The Banana Bard March 10, 2026

summer

not the actual season summer, it actually means the bestest friend ever!!
if u have a "summer" to urself, you're lucky

best therapist, great humour, great music taste, great personality, great everything :)
ALSO NEVER EVER THINK OF STEALING MINE #getyourownsummer

pull a summer and be a good person

by 3pmstillonthebed March 11, 2026