google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

Google Walk

Using Google maps to virtually walk around an unknown neighborhood to see where everything is and any areas to avoid or how close certain amenities are.

I google walked around the park to see if there was any fast-food nearby.

by eFrazes May 24, 2011

Google

Probably the most common site used to watch porn, whether it varies from porn hub to XXX type things. Really dependable though.

Get out of my room mom, I'm on google and I need some "ME" time.

by BiGbUrGeR1 October 17, 2018

Had me googling stuff

When something is so absurd you just have to look it up for yourself.

Did you hear about the COVID strikes? That *ish had me googling stuff.

by Dcstrutter October 18, 2021

Google hazard

When a set of search terms returns results from an unrelated area, making zeroing in on your subject much more difficult.

Searching for "parallel filter" is a strong google hazard. Search for "parallel implementation filter" instead.

by large_ovine August 26, 2013

pee pee Google animation

It's a pee-pee term for Google animations and movements, or it's the same as Google Doodle games. Google's video animations are so fluid and pee-pee that they appear to be an advanced version of Android's basic shapes legend.

The pee pee Google animation is so pee pee!

by NoahA2010 September 16, 2025

Google Widow

A spouse of a Google employee. A Google Widow spends most of her/his time alone due to their spouse's extreme working conditions, such as early mornings, late nights, and work trips. The Google Widow's situation is also pronounced by the fact that when her/his spouse is physically present, the quality of connection is often poor, as spouse is frequently consumed with stress due to work. Google Widows rarely interact with their spouse without having to compete with a computer, a phone, or other tech gadget that keeps them hooked to work. Though Fortune Magazine consistently ranks Google as the best place to work, Google Widows have complex and conflicted feelings about such an assertion.

Gloria, the Google Widow, will probably come to the party without Tom. Again.

by fiddlehead July 23, 2016