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Get the Ninja Duece mug.It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
When something....
Something unbelievable happened !!
A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.
9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.
...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)
Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
Get the Cat ninja mug.Doctor: How can I help you today?
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
Patient: I can no longer get erections no matter how hard I try.
Doctor: How many Victory Royales do you have?
Patient: 498.
Doctor: You have Ninja Syndrome.
by metaldan123 April 15, 2018
Get the Ninja Syndrome mug.Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
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Get the ninja cream mug.Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
Get the Ninja runner mug.A word used to describe a “nigga”Or persons of African American descent on a Tech platform “Mainly META Platforms” The Shit Posting person does this to avoid community standards violations..
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