(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet
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A sexual position in which the man pees in the girls mouth while doing the asian hotpocket and screamijg "meep meep"
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How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
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Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.
Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.
Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.
by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018
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Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
"EX-MULLET"
by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018
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Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."
Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."
- How's the new job?
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.
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