mountain docking

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.

I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.

by notryan0rz October 27, 2017

mountain queef

Inappropriate yodelling from ones vagina.

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters

by Jammy11 April 23, 2017

rocky mountain fisting

Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.

Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.

by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017

Mountain hut

A very modest mountain cabin with minimal amenities.

Dude I just found a cheap place up in Lake Tahoe for the weekend! A nice little mountain hut! We can snuggle up together at night and I can finger yo butt!

by Big poppa 62353456 April 20, 2018

Little cream mountain

Place where you stick your face when told by upperclassmen

Look for the surprise in the little cream mountain

by LCM1 November 17, 2017

mountain

The class that whores use when playing call of duty these people also enjoy sucking large cocks

I use mountain with the m1903 I also enjoy sucking dick 24/7

by Hwow December 7, 2017

Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017