Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth

Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013

Mexican spaghetti

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.

Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!

by NW_Boarder July 5, 2019

a mexican ducky

A Mexican Ducky is Northwest Ohio slang for $10,000.

That new Kia is gonna cost me a Mexican Ducky.

by dak0829 November 17, 2013

mexican pharmacy

A pharmacy in the US that will sell you anything without a prescription.

Does anyone know a Mexican Pharmacy where I can get some Vicodin?

by whocares234 December 24, 2013

Mexican Laundry

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.

Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.

by Nattys July 31, 2012

Mexican pizza

When a woman eats Taco Bell before sex, gags getting throat fucked, throws up on a mans dick, then he fucks her in the pussy until she’s about to cum and then flips her over and fucks her in the ass.

Taco Bell can take it off their menu but they can’t stop me from getting a Mexican pizza.

by Ctouch September 21, 2020

Mexican badger

When your having sex with a girl, but nut to fast, so in an attempt to prolong it, you go down on her, inevitably, eating your own nut.

Guy 1- bro, I accidentally gave myself a Mexican badger last night with Wharton.
Guy2- what the hell is that?
Guy1- she was so tight I nutted super fast so I decided to eat her out untill I got hard again, but I ended up eating my own nut.
Guy 2- get away from me.

by Cooter skooter October 7, 2018