bitch i'm threw

When you just can't deal and you literally have to throw yourself from the situation whether it be a funny conversation or something ridiculous .

Chantelle: Did she really do that?
Makeda: yessss she did
Chantelle: did she really read her love letters to him in front the entire school
Makeda: yesssssssss
Chanice: she really did it..I saw it myself
Chantelle: hahahaha bitch I'm threw (falls to the floor laughing because she was "thrown")

by Danii💕 November 19, 2016

Sorry, I'm bad at texting

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011

M Shart

When someone misses an obvious cultural reference that should be known to all.

Complete lack of understanding of pop cultural.

-MC Hammer is performing at the concert as well!
-em see who?
-holy m shart.

-OMG (celebrity name, movie title, tv show....) is on tv tonight!
-who's that?
-omg m shart more could you?

by kaleahobviously June 16, 2009

I'm easy

I don´t care about something. It's all the same to me.

Shall we go to an Indian restaurant or a Chinese restaurant? I'm easy, mate.

by Wengland July 21, 2014

i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.

Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!

by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray February 1, 2021

W.O.O.M.B.

An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss.

Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere else. If I wanted to work with an asshole I would have been a proctologist.

by Saltine Nachos February 20, 2009

I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...

Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*

by Qwsde April 23, 2013