Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

kicked in the daddy pills

Kicked in the balls, nuts, testicles, or semen sacks.

"I'm not going to try just to get kicked in the daddy pills again".

by AssButt67 February 26, 2019

180 kick rat

A really cool skateboard trick

B: woah what’s that guy doing over there?
K: oh he’s just 180 kick rat-ing

by 4"8 April 26, 2021

Dick Drop Kick

The art of jumping up and slamming your penis into a girls vagina like a drop kick

Hey babe you wanna try to do a dick drop kick tonight

by JEREME-SAN February 8, 2021

Shit kicking town

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment

"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"

by Mr.poopypants1 January 21, 2021

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

Kick-in-da-face!!

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.

Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?

by Speakman2619 August 24, 2010