Joe Jones

Also know sometimes as Mr.Poop or Mr. Softee, a man with a broken weewee who likes to take gay mexican mustache rides. Joe Jones is a guy who comes out out of the closet pretending he didn’t know he was gay this whole time. He will poop in a shirt and leave it at your doorstep. He drinks a drink called fay Joe so you know he is really super flamboyantly fay with 5 boyfriends.
You know how gay you are ? Joe Jones gay. You’re like indiana Jones but more gay… Joe Jones.
by Gay Matt March 01, 2023
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Bo Jones

Bo Jones is an annoying, quick witted and talented young adult. She has an obsession with bad films such as harry potter, call me by your name and nightmare before Christmas. She likes the seed ‘420690304’ on minecraft and thinks mads heaton is the greatest person of all time.
interviewer: “Hi, Bo...right?
Bo: “Yes, Bo Jones. Tall, dark hair, fringe. Centre of attention” *extends hand for handshake*
by _heatopia420blazeitdawg November 13, 2019
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FLAX JONES

the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def
person:damm he so smart

flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones
by flax jones October 21, 2020
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Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.
'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'
by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022
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Riley James Jones

someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)
Riley James Jones
by Jeff5362874 October 22, 2020
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Isabel Jones

Izzy is hard to describe, she’s such an amazing person and words can’t do her justice. She is kind and caring and always knows how to put a smile on your face. You can talk to her about anything and she won’t judge you or talk behind your back. She’s always there for you and is so incredibly loyal, she will endure your long rants and lectures and not run away when you yell or shout. She’s so nice to everyone but will also help you hide a body without asking questions. When you're sad she’ll try and help and if she can’t will sit with you while you die inside. She’s incredibly smart and even though she tries to deny it very talented. She’s amazing at sports and has a stunning voice, and even with these amazing talents she never brags and always helps her slightly less gifted friends. Izzy is such an awesome person and a pleasure to be around.
The Gif is her fave one that she uses all the time.
"Who's that?"
"That's Isabel Jones"
by Hufflepuffgirl2112 December 27, 2020
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The B Jones

The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.
That guy has the B Jones mentality
Pulling a b Jones and saying yolo
by Samilah August 05, 2021
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