Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

johnny parsons

the best person i know, hes funny, smart in a way I understand and has the best smile. he could never do wrong in my eyes. plus he gives the best hugs, he is kind and cares even when he doesn't have to. i hope one day I have the courage to tell him I wrote this because I care to much about him or maybe no enough but ill never know which.

1 look thats johnny parsons

2 oh really

1 yea he's got someone who really cares about him

by thepotatohoe March 29, 2023

little johnny fortnite

The most retarded person in the world

Yo that kid be like little johnny fortnite

by Johnny the retarded gay nigga May 30, 2024

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

Bad Johnny

Bad Johnny is used as a cleaner replacement for "badass"

"Whoa dude! That was Bad Johnny!"

"Dude that new action movie looks so Bad Johnny"

by TheCrimsonFire June 26, 2017

Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.

“Johnny Polito is sooo gay”

by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019

Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021