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The Johnny Cash 

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"
-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

Fuckin johnny 

A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
He fucked one of your best friends? Oh thats definitely something fuckin johnny would do

Fuckin johnny 

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!

Skinny Johnny 

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

Bling Johnny 

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.
Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

Bling Johnny 

Bling Johnny is life
Bling Johnny is love.

~God 2/14/00~
Person 1:HOLY SHIT IS THAT BLING JOHNNY

Bling Johnny: y e s

Person 1: HOLY SHIIIIIIIII